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JD is an old Dad proving it is possible to learn some new tricks. Read and laugh about his adventures

  • What Dad Really Wants On Father’s Day

    Posted 06-20-2010

    As Father’s Day approaches many of you out there are probably wondering what you should buy or do for the Dads in your life to show your appreciation for all that he does.

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  • And The Award For Best Jealous Ex Goes To

    Posted 03-09-2010

    Two directors, both nominated for Best Director and Best Picture were married? Now this was fascinating.

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  • Too Close For Comfort

    Posted 02-17-2010

    The close proximity of my apartment and the X-factor's house made for quick trips between each place and easy access to school, friend's houses, etc.

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  • The Lost Chip & Salsa Bowl

    Posted 02-02-2010

    "I never told you about the cool chip bowl I lost in the divorce?" I thought I told her this story and all the other crazy divorce stories.

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  • Online Dating What NOT to Do

    Posted 01-25-2010

    I believe the key to internet dating is the online profile. The profile is a chance to either shine or screw up the whole thing

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  • Man Feeding

    Posted 01-20-2010

    I knew this was one of those no-win conversations. I've been down this road before. My mind instantly flashed ahead and considered my options.

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  • Resolutions For Everyone Else

    Posted 01-04-2010

    This year I decided to make resolutions for other people in my life. Things they can do (or stop doing) that will benefit me in 2010!

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  • Dad's Predictions for 2010

    Posted 01-01-2010

    New Wife...new baby? How will it all play out? Will this change our family dynamic? At this point, nobody knows for sure.

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  • Holiday Concert Hell

    Posted 12-29-2009

    I'm not a complete Scrooge when it comes to Christmas. Really, I'm not. That said, there is something I dread every year -- children's concerts

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  • What Box Should I Check?

    Posted 12-14-2009

      I was recently filling out some forms at the doctor when I came upon the question "Marital Status". Underneath were three checkboxes -- Single, Married, and Divorced. The instructions said, "S

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  • Introduction Interview

    Posted 11-21-2009

    DivorcedNetwork.com: We’re here today with JD, the newest featured blogger here at DivorcedNetwork.com. Why don’t you start by telling everyone a little about yourself? JD: Sure, but

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70SELECT `Member`.`id`, `Member`.`username`, `Member`.`password`, `Member`.`email`, `Member`.`gender`, `Member`.`zip_code`, `Member`.`relationship_status_id`, `Member`.`registration_key`, `Member`.`verified`, `Member`.`date_of_birth`, `Member`.`sexual_orientation`, `Member`.`story`, `Member`.`first_name`, `Member`.`last_name`, `Member`.`created`, `Member`.`modified`, `Member`.`last_active`, `Member`.`display_name`, `Member`.`super_admin`, `Member`.`deleted` FROM `members` AS `Member` WHERE `Member`.`id` = 2307 110
71SELECT `Image`.`id`, `Image`.`image_path`, `Image`.`thumbnail_path`, `Image`.`member_id`, `Image`.`profile_image`, `Image`.`album_id`, `Image`.`page_id`, `Image`.`created`, `Image`.`modified` FROM `images` AS `Image` WHERE `Image`.`id` = 195 110
72SELECT `Tag`.`id`, `Tag`.`tag`, `Tag`.`created`, `Tag`.`modified`, `BlogsTag`.`blog_id`, `BlogsTag`.`tag_id` FROM `tags` AS `Tag` JOIN `blogs_tags` AS `BlogsTag` ON (`BlogsTag`.`blog_id` IN (115, 114, 113, 112, 111) AND `BlogsTag`.`tag_id` = `Tag`.`id`) WHERE 1 = 1 11110
73SELECT `Events`.`event_id`, `Events`.`creator_member_id`, `Events`.`access_level`, `Events`.`event_name`, `Events`.`start_date`, `Events`.`end_date`, `Events`.`addr1`, `Events`.`addr2`, `Events`.`city`, `Events`.`state`, `Events`.`zip`, `Events`.`description`, `Events`.`created`, `Events`.`modified`, `Events`.`deleted` FROM `events` AS `Events` WHERE `Events`.`start_date` >= 1283313600 AND `Events`.`deleted` = 0 ORDER BY `Events`.`event_name` ASC LIMIT 5000
74SELECT `Page`.`id`, `Page`.`title`, `Page`.`page_seo`, `Page`.`category_id`, `Page`.`subcategory_id`, `Page`.`description`, `Page`.`content`, `Page`.`metatitle`, `Page`.`metadescription`, `Page`.`metakeywords`, `Page`.`tags`, `Page`.`published`, `Page`.`featured`, `Page`.`system`, `Page`.`sitemap`, `Page`.`member_id`, `Page`.`created`, `Page`.`modified`, `Page`.`top_article_count`, `Member`.`id`, `Member`.`username`, `Member`.`password`, `Member`.`email`, `Member`.`gender`, `Member`.`zip_code`, `Member`.`relationship_status_id`, `Member`.`registration_key`, `Member`.`verified`, `Member`.`date_of_birth`, `Member`.`sexual_orientation`, `Member`.`story`, `Member`.`first_name`, `Member`.`last_name`, `Member`.`created`, `Member`.`modified`, `Member`.`last_active`, `Member`.`display_name`, `Member`.`super_admin`, `Member`.`deleted`, `Image`.`id`, `Image`.`image_path`, `Image`.`thumbnail_path`, `Image`.`member_id`, `Image`.`profile_image`, `Image`.`album_id`, `Image`.`page_id`, `Image`.`created`, `Image`.`modified` FROM `pages` AS `Page` LEFT JOIN `members` AS `Member` ON (`Page`.`member_id` = `Member`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `images` AS `Image` ON (`Image`.`page_id` = `Page`.`id`) WHERE `featured` = 1 AND `published` = 1 ORDER BY `Page`.`top_article_count` ASC, `Page`.`created` DESC LIMIT 5447
75SELECT `PagesComment`.`id`, `PagesComment`.`page_id`, `PagesComment`.`member_id`, `PagesComment`.`text`, `PagesComment`.`created`, `PagesComment`.`deleted` FROM `pages_comments` AS `PagesComment` WHERE `PagesComment`.`page_id` IN (100069, 100068, 100071, 100070) ORDER BY `PagesComment`.`created` DESC 000
76SELECT `Tag`.`id`, `Tag`.`tag`, `Tag`.`created`, `Tag`.`modified`, `PagesTag`.`page_id`, `PagesTag`.`tag_id` FROM `tags` AS `Tag` JOIN `pages_tags` AS `PagesTag` ON (`PagesTag`.`page_id` IN (100069, 100068, 100071, 100070) AND `PagesTag`.`tag_id` = `Tag`.`id`) WHERE 1 = 1 12120
77UPDATE `pages` AS `Page` LEFT JOIN `members` AS `Member` ON (`Page`.`member_id` = `Member`.`id`) SET `Page`.`top_article_count` = 9614 WHERE `Page`.`id` = 10006911
78SELECT COUNT(*) AS `count` FROM `friends` AS `Friend` LEFT JOIN `members` AS `Requestor` ON (`Friend`.`member_id` = `Requestor`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `members` AS `Requestee` ON (`Friend`.`friend_id` = `Requestee`.`id`) WHERE `Friend`.`approved` = 0 AND `Friend`.`rejected` = 0 AND `Friend`.`ignored` = 0 AND `Friend`.`friend_id` IS NULL 110
79SELECT COUNT(*) AS `count` FROM `friends` AS `Friend` LEFT JOIN `members` AS `Requestor` ON (`Friend`.`member_id` = `Requestor`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `members` AS `Requestee` ON (`Friend`.`friend_id` = `Requestee`.`id`) WHERE `Friend`.`approved` = 0 AND `Friend`.`rejected` = 0 AND `Friend`.`ignored` = 0 AND `Friend`.`friend_id` IS NULL AND `Friend`.`viewed` = 0 110
80DESCRIBE `he_said_she_saids`881
81DESCRIBE `he_said_she_saids_comments`881
82SELECT `HeSaidSheSaid`.`id`, `HeSaidSheSaid`.`page_seo`, `HeSaidSheSaid`.`question`, `HeSaidSheSaid`.`hesaid_text`, `HeSaidSheSaid`.`shesaid_text`, `HeSaidSheSaid`.`published`, `HeSaidSheSaid`.`created`, `HeSaidSheSaid`.`modified` FROM `he_said_she_saids` AS `HeSaidSheSaid` WHERE 1 = 1 ORDER BY `created` DESC LIMIT 1110
83SELECT COUNT(*) AS `count` FROM `he_said_she_saids_comments` AS `HeSaidSheSaidsComment` LEFT JOIN `he_said_she_saids` AS `HeSaidSheSaid` ON (`HeSaidSheSaidsComment`.`he_said_she_said_id` = `HeSaidSheSaid`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `members` AS `Member` ON (`HeSaidSheSaidsComment`.`member_id` = `Member`.`id`) WHERE `he_said_she_said_id` = 5 AND `comment_type` = 1 110
84SELECT COUNT(*) AS `count` FROM `he_said_she_saids_comments` AS `HeSaidSheSaidsComment` LEFT JOIN `he_said_she_saids` AS `HeSaidSheSaid` ON (`HeSaidSheSaidsComment`.`he_said_she_said_id` = `HeSaidSheSaid`.`id`) LEFT JOIN `members` AS `Member` ON (`HeSaidSheSaidsComment`.`member_id` = `Member`.`id`) WHERE `he_said_she_said_id` = 5 AND `comment_type` = 2 110